Paladin A brief history, and looking forward

Discussion in 'Disciples of War' started by GeekMatt, Feb 8, 2017.

  1. GeekMatt

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    Now this is the story all about how
    
My role got flipped, turned upside down

    And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there

    I'll tell you how this DPS-meta ain't no f%#@'n fair

    In east Ul'Dah born and raised

    In the arena where I spent most of my days
    
Chilling out, tanking, flashin' all cool
    
Shield bashing Dreadknights—takin' WAR to school

    When a couple of Devs who were up to no good

    Started making trouble in my neighborhood

    I got in one little raid and my static got scared
    
Said "we're taking WAR and DRK this DPS-check ain't fair"

    I begged and pleaded with my group the other day
    
But they packed my suitcase and sent me on my way

    DRK made a diss, man tankin' I miss it

    I put my Oath back on, while they sit there raidin' and kick it
    GLA class, yo this is bad

    WAR now celebrates from a champagne glass
    
Is this what the tanks of Ul'dah live like?
    
Hm this just ain't alright!

    I called for an expansion and when it came near the

    trailer looked 'Fresh' and had a dancer I hear
    
If anything I could say that 3.0 wasn't fare

    But I thought now the tortoise wins over the hare!
    I pulled up to the Realm about seven or eight

    And I yelled to the chocobo, yo birb smell ya later
    
Looked to the new kingdom, I'm on the go

    To settle my throne as the prince of Ala Mhigo
    --- Double Post Merged, Feb 8, 2017 ---
    I was inspired by this hilarious thread

    https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/5smej3/my_name_is_mnk/?st=IYXE1LFE&sh=cef9b1fc
     

    Last edited: Feb 13, 2017
  2. I've seen PLDs put out some impressive numbers DPS wise even in tank stance.
     

  3. Lucius Tinger

    Lucius Tinger Crystal Brave

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    Be proud of being a PLD they were the ORIGINAL DRK[mainly due to how Dyes worked but STILL!]
     

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