still downloading... >.>
What is this benchmark everyone is talking about?:)
Thanks a lot!
Now let me internet do the job:P
My Shitty Internet kind of sounds like it could be the title of a teenage fiction novel about some girl who finds YouTube fame and overcomes the struggle of media attention, body image, bad relationships, periods, and, worst of all, shitty internet. The internet could be an allegory for the more poignant and significant issues of "the average teenager". Damn, I'm gonna write this s**t under a female pseudonym.
Eventually, when the book's sold millions of copies and inspired countless teenagers to shed the shackles of Hollywwod expectations, it'll come out that I'm not a teenage girl myself, but a 28 year-old dude looking to exploit the insecurities of our youth to make a quick buck.
Controversy kicks off and splits society into two rival factions: the Sympathetics, who accept the book for an isolated work of art whose value isn't determined by the author's identity; and the Purists, who maintain that the morals of the book are tarnished by my deception, and all copies should be burned.
A war of words erupts, until the first shot is fired; I'm assassinated in 2018, marking the beginning of the bloodshed. In 2030, the war is finally over, and a statue of me is erected (that's right, erected) to remind the surviving population of how one money-grabbing shitbag can bring down an entire first-world society.
Biz - you need to get that in print. xD Go, Box boy, Go box boy! I first thought JK Rowling was a man...
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