Comments on Profile Post by Maaja

  1. Maaja
    Maaja
    still downloading... >.>
    Apr 27, 2015
  2. TheSmileWithin
    TheSmileWithin
    What is this benchmark everyone is talking about?:)
    Apr 27, 2015
  3. Maaja
  4. TheSmileWithin
    TheSmileWithin
    Thanks a lot!
    Now let me internet do the job:P
    (800Kb/s)
    Apr 27, 2015
  5. Bizant
    Bizant
    My Shitty Internet kind of sounds like it could be the title of a teenage fiction novel about some girl who finds YouTube fame and overcomes the struggle of media attention, body image, bad relationships, periods, and, worst of all, shitty internet. The internet could be an allegory for the more poignant and significant issues of "the average teenager". Damn, I'm gonna write this s**t under a female pseudonym.
    Apr 28, 2015
  6. Bizant
    Bizant
    Eventually, when the book's sold millions of copies and inspired countless teenagers to shed the shackles of Hollywwod expectations, it'll come out that I'm not a teenage girl myself, but a 28 year-old dude looking to exploit the insecurities of our youth to make a quick buck.
    Apr 28, 2015
  7. Bizant
    Bizant
    Controversy kicks off and splits society into two rival factions: the Sympathetics, who accept the book for an isolated work of art whose value isn't determined by the author's identity; and the Purists, who maintain that the morals of the book are tarnished by my deception, and all copies should be burned.
    Apr 28, 2015
  8. Bizant
    Bizant
    A war of words erupts, until the first shot is fired; I'm assassinated in 2018, marking the beginning of the bloodshed. In 2030, the war is finally over, and a statue of me is erected (that's right, erected) to remind the surviving population of how one money-grabbing shitbag can bring down an entire first-world society.
    Apr 28, 2015
  9. Maaja
    Maaja
    Biz - you need to get that in print. xD Go, Box boy, Go box boy! I first thought JK Rowling was a man...
    Apr 28, 2015