Final Coil of Bahamut on the DF.
That's your joke?!? Lol... Epic LOL wipes.
Okay. British guy walks into a bar, sits down, orders a pint. Bartender pours him an ale, passes it over. British guy looks in the glass, says "There's a fly in my pint, pour me another". Scottish guy walks into the same bar. Orders a pint. Bartender pours him his ale, passes it over. Scottish guy looks in, sees a fly in the head, looks around, picks out the fly and drinks the pint.
Irish guy walks into the bar. Sits down, orders a pint. Bartender pours him an ale, passes it over. Irish guy sees there's a fly in the head. Carefully, he picks it out, pins it to the bar top and yells "Spit it out ya bastard! Spit it out!"
A dangling modifier walks into a bar. After having a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.
I'm sorry, all my jokes are grammar jokes.
My kinsmen and I are only mildly offended, the rest agree. Lived in South Boston for awhile.. This totally would happen.
Q: What is the definition of "pissed off?"
A: A lalafell with a yo-yo.
We finished part one, and took a "test" where she read us the questions and we answered an online form as a group... >.>
A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are sitting at a cafe watching an empty building across the street. They observe two people walk into the building. Sometime later, three people walk out.
"I guess that building wasn't empty," observes the physicist.
"No, the two people procreated," says the biologist.
"Well," the mathematician begins slowly, "if one of them goes back in, it'll be empty again."
So a Dragoon walked into a bar..the rest of the party dodged.
Lol Jadrek, I've seen that joke before - so funny.
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